The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our most prized commodities: our metal music, the best coffee, and all of the WiFi. Get in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off this alien assault.
- Single or Local Co-Op Play
- Heavy Metal
- Possessed Grannies
- Dangerous amounts of caffeine
- Random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls. Get a unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!
- Coffee Crisis Game
- Instruction Manual
- Personalised Joystick Grips
- Alien Pin
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